"Do you, Di, promise never to pick up a call from anyone you don't want to hear from?"
"Do you, Di, promise to call back the person you'd like to hear from but who had the misfortune of calling during Drop Dead Diva?"
"Do you, Di, promise to donate to charities of your choosing after not accepting a call from one you do not chose to donate?"
"And do you, Di, promise to feel complete elation knowing you dodged a call from a either a political interviewer or a telemarketer?"
"Oh, I most definitely will."
"I now pronounce you proud owner of a phone with Caller ID. You may never answer the phone again."